is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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