The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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