Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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