Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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