I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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