break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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