OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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