I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
When are your genitals available?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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