i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He's on the porch naked. Help.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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