I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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