Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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