I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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