Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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