Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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