YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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