My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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