ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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