im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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