ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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