Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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