so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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