You're completely useless in the revolution.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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