There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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