i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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