It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Do vagina's smell?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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