the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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