Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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