dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You made out with two different species that night
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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