Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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