If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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