so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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