She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I need water and some morals
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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