i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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