Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Randomize
