apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
you made out with another girl for some wings
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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