everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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