i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So vagazzling was a success
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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