dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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