So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Floor bacon is actually really good
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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