I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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