I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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