I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
