Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I know her cup size but not her name....
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