I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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