Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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