Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
im on a boat
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