i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
