I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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