just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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