Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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