Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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